First… I would like to thank The Lord for making Bey. My parents who I love. I love you Chicago.
So. Beyoncé and Jay Z came on around 9:30. In that moment when the lights when off. When the concert began. I forgot I was a Christian. In the words of our Prophet Kid Fury… I shouted, “SWEET B*ITCH” and hopped on my chair. Giving not a damn about how these other jokers were feeling behind me. They came out looking like wealth, looking like the physical manifestation of Black excellence, they came out there looking like, “We are better than your faves. We know we are the sh*t and you hatin ass b*itches will just have to come to terms with this because we SLAY.”
They went straight into their greatest hits. They did not waste a second. I was hitting all of Beyoncé’s choreo shamelessly. I was spitting every bar Hov has ever written. I was giving the lady behind me more life during RTW (Run the World for you non stans) than Bey. The energy Beyoncé and Jay Z deliver on stage is like nothing you can imagine. THEY SIMPLY SLAY. THEY SIMPLY ARE BETTER THAN YOUR FAVE. ACCEPT THIS.
Let’s start off with Jigga. Hov. My man. I came for Creole Mother Yonce the slayer of careers, the Gladiator of Slay. Like I came to see Bey… Imma just be honest. I LEFT THAT CONCERT A JAY Z STAN. I could never class myself as a stan… but. JAY Z IS IT MAN. He gives you energy. HE GIVES YOU SICK MUSICALITY and BARS. I’ve always loved Jay but seeing him live is surreal.
Beyoncé. The Scalping Chanteuse. God’s second greatest creation (Jesus is first, ya’ll aint getting me sent to hell. NOT TODAY). Child… when I tell you Bey came for blood in Chicago. She was not playing any type of games. This woman gave you VOCALS. This woman gave you SEX. This woman gave you PRODUCTION. Delivered CHOREO whilst still slaying her VOCAL. Now I respect that a lot of people have different favorite female artists… that’s cool or whatever.. but if you don’t acknowledge that Beyoncé is the BEST you are just a hatin ass person. Beyoncé is the Blueprint. You cannot tell me otherwise. Your fave is compared to her because she is the new standard of what being an artist should be. She is well rounded. Some of her peers can only pop their vagina on stage… Bey can do that too but still keep it classy enough to have MICHELLE OBAMA at her concert. Beyoncé can sing DOWN. As opposed to her peers who have limited to no range, lack vocal control, or just can’t sing at all. Listen. Beyoncé is everything. That’s it.
My closing statement. On The Run was worth every single penny. Beyoncé… if you want more from me… You can have it. Jay Z… if you want it. You can have it. I just… It was everything. Together these people are unstoppable and if any of ya’ll come sideways for the Carters again I will be blocking and reporting you. Deleting your number. And sending you a Bible in the mail with a copy of the BEYONCE album and MAGNA CARTA HOLY GRAIL.
That hand shake that Bey and Jay did, we they hold each other's arms is from the Planet of the Apes movie. I just saw the movie and the apes did that. And I remember hearing that they went to see that movie when they were in Houston I believe.
Yay, I knew it was from a movie. Thanks for confirming!!!!!!